Brexit fantasies…


Much is said of the fantasies or the leavers, but what about the fantasies of the remainers?

May I remind them that Herr Schultz last year called for a United States of Europe by 2025 – the final realisation of Greater Germania that our fathers and grandfathers fought and died to prevent.

People who believe that the UK cannot prevail as an independent nation are deluded and have no understanding of this nation’s great history and place in the world. They should leave now and go live in the EU if this is what they believe…


What price honour…?

For some years the New Year Honours List has been tasking a lot of flack – and deservedly so – for some of the people that have had gongs handed out for the most bizarre reasons, so I suppose that it’s not much of a surprise that this year is no exception.

Nick Clegg is to get a knighthood. Bad enough when they knighted total non-entity Vince Cable who, as business secretary in the coalition – a position if you will recall that was held by Peter Mandelson under Blair, so hardly low profile – became known as ‘The Invisible Man’. But now we’re going the whole hog for the poor old rump of the Lib Dems by knighting Clegg.

You might recall that a short while back I suggested he should be tried for treason? after he traipsed off to Brussels to hold secret talks on how to overturn the wishes of the electorate and sell his own country down the river over Brexit.

This is a man who has written a book on how to overthrow Brexit – effectively this means how to overthrow the elected government of Britain.

This is a man who commanded such great respect as Deputy Prime Minister – the role he is now being knighted for – that he lost his own seat at the General Election. Even his own constituents don’t want him.

He is needless to say a remoaner, and as Nigel Farage pointed out this week every single one of them has received recognition, CBEs, knighthoods. Not poor old Nigel though because he won the referendum campaign for Leave. We don’t reward the deserving in this country any more.

At least they’re not suggesting that Clegg be knighted for his services to charity after stitching us up for pissing 0.7% of GDP up the wall on foreign aid, whether it was needed or not. That would have been the final insult.

Whatever happened to the good old days when people like this were thrown into the Tower? I seem to remember quite a few of them were Knights of the Realm, so maybe there’s hope yet…

Silly old sod!

So the pope reckons that the story of the nativity can be likened to that of the millions of economic migrants streaming out of Africa and the East looking to exploit the naive generosity of Europe, especially the UK.

Well it’s a shame the silly old bugger doesn’t know his own holy book. I seem to remember that far from fleeing their homes for a better life, Mary & Joseph were returning to their home for a census.

The pope also reckons that faith demands that we respect and welcome migrants. It’s a shame then that the migrants refuse to respect Christian faith and that in the shit holes than some of these people come from they crucify infidels, behead them and burn them alive. Mind you, some of us recall tales of Bloody Mary and the Spanish inquisition, so I don’t think the catholics have much to boast about on that score.

And let’s remember that the Vatican is one of the richest organisations on the planet so I’d like to ask popey how many of these poor migrants they’ve housed? How much money have you given to help them in their own countries? I think we know the answer…

So on this Christmas morning, here’s my message to the pope : “Sod off you silly old bugger!”

Justice is blind

The overwhelming principle of British justice is that it is blind, which is why this weeks report by Davis Lammy MP was guaranteed to boil my piss.

Lammy is concerned that two thirds of the scallies locked up in our prisons come from black and ethnic minorities whilst only one third of our judges are non whites. According to Lammy, we should therefore be recruiting more non white judges to redress the balance in the scales of justice.

This is, of course, patent nonsense. Its the same sort of statistical correlation that says over 90% of people involved in road accidents eat potatoes, therefore potatoes cause road accidents.

Lammy is not without form when it comes to playing the race card. He claims Trump is a Nazi and KKK sympathiser, says the judge running the Grenfell enquiry is racist and the universities operate ‘social apartheid’. In fact when it comes to self publicity he’s a master of it.

Lammy dishes it out but as his Twitter melt down proves, when people react to his blatent anti-white views, he throws his toys out of the pram because, of course, it’s his detractors that are the racists. Lammy is the perfect example that proves that racism is strictly one sided.

The reason that there are more non whites in prison is that they are criminals, just like the white prisoners. None of them would be there if they didn’t break the law. It’s nothing to do with the colour of their skin or the colour of the judge’s skin.

And suggesting we should lock up more white people to address the inequality is about as racist as you can get – and stupid to boot…

Lookalikes – Paul Hollywood

Has anyone noticed the remarkable resemblence between bake off twat Paul Hollywood and Game of Thrones’ Night King?

Perhaps they are related? I think we should be told…