or Faecesbook as I have been known to refer to it – because it’s full of shit!
Facebook is a phenomenon which has permeated its insidious way into very fabric of our lives. Well mainly the lives of the young it has to be said but nobody is immune. This blog is published on Facebook because that’s how some people like to follow it. Frankly I have never understood why people would want to read this article on Facebook rather than just reading the article where I wrote it. I don’t get it.
It works like this. Facebook give you lots of ways to add so called ‘friends’ to your Facebook. This of course is a loose term because it leaves you wide open to ‘friends’ who are actually businesses, friends who are spammers, and friends of friends that you have never heard of and don’t know. And, of course, their friends’ friends as well. Unless you are careful in weeding them out, the stuff that these friends publish clogs your Facebook page up with so much shit that it’s completely unintelligible.
But that’s all OK, because Facebook don’t really care. When they decided to introduce a new layout called ‘timeline’ which in my humble opinion makes it even harder to follow what you are trying to say, they denied the user the option of keeping the old layout. So despite the fact that I think it’s shit and told them I didn’t want it, I’m forced to use it anyway.
Facebook is just a way of Norman Nomates proving to the world that he’s really a fascinating and interesting bloke. He isn’t. If you doubt this, just look at Justin Beiber. This guy has millions of Facebook friends that he has never met and doesn’t know. It’s just total bollocks.
Still, on the flip sides ‘F’ is also for Flowers which look a lot better than a Facebook page but also thrive on shit…
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