Last week, I wrote a piece about the translation of the bible into Cornish which I reckoned to be a monumental fucking waste of time and effort. One of the comments I received was from a bloke called Frank who put me onto the LOLCat Bible. Cheers Frank…
Now, this is for real. Honest, I shit you not. If you don’t believe me, then just click on the picture above to go their web site.
There’s a group of what I can only consider to be be very odd people out there who have been involved in a project to translate the entire bible into LolCat, whatever the fuck that is. Here’s the opening verses of Genesis as a little taster :
Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.
4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.
5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.
7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.
You get the idea. Or maybe not? Anyway, they’ve been at this project for seven years already. Seven – fucking – years!