Category Archives: Corbyn

UNITE-ed we stand…


It’s filthy dirty lies spread by the fookin’ Tories! Everybody knows that Labour is the party dedicated to democratic socialism. How could you possibly believe any different when Comrade Jezza tells you so…?

Well, it’s actually quite easy. Not content with having the Labour leadership in it’s pocket and shoehorning one of McCuntsky aides into the Liverpool Walton constituency, today they announced that Shite’s chief of staff, Andrew Murray, is being drafted into the Labour team to help them lose win the election.

Proudly announcing the appointment – and at the same time seriously pissing off staff at Labour HQ – Jezza praised Murray’s immense organisational abilities and added “I don’t believe that Andrew is anything other than a democratic socialist and a member of the Labour party, like me.” So quite way did he find it necessary to add that comment?

Well, until the end of last year, Andrew Murray was a card carrying member of the Communist Party. In his own words, “I’m a member of the Communist party. That’s where I am. Communism still represents, in my view, a society worth working towards – albeit not by the methods of the 20th century, which failed.” Presumably the 21st century method is to take control of the Labour party, or am I just being cynical?

He’s also a buddy of Jezza. He’s been a political ally for years and worked with him in the ‘Stop the War’ coalition. Murray was also reported to have been among those present at a top-secret summit held at Shite’s training centre in Surrey last summer. Others in attendance included Mr McCluskey, John McDonnell, Diane Abbott, Mr Corbyn’s top spin doctor Seumas Milne, journalist Paul Mason and Momentum chief, Jon Lansman. Draw your own conclusions as to the political leanings of that particular grouping.

One senior Labour figure commented “I had hoped it was Andy Murray, but this appointment probably nails it game, set and match for the Tories.” Another insider said: “They’re using the election as a means by which to take over Labour HQ.”

So if you want to live in a communist country that’s run by McCuntsky and Momentum then the message is pretty clear – vote Labour on June 8th. UNITE-ed they stand and, with any luck, UNITE-ed they’ll bloody well fall.

Otherwise, we’re all right royally fucked…

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Just one question, Mr Corbyn…


So somebody within Labour has leaked a copy of their draft manifesto. Interestingly they leaked it to both the left wing Mirror and the right wing Telegraph. One could argue it’s to embarrass Labour by exposing it to the people before it can be watered down, or alternatively it could be so circumvent the meeting taking place today to agree the manifesto. It’s already out there, so it can’t be changed?

Any which way, it’s the most left wing manifesto since Michael Foot’s 1983 document dubbed “the longest suicide note in history”. It includes renationalisation of mail, energy and railways. It abolishes tuition fees. It rips up trade union legislation – even making it compulsory to put guards back on driver only trains. It lowers the voting age to 16 because 16 year olds, knowing fuck all about real life, are more likely to vote labour.

But the best bit from my point of view is that there’s ‘no Brexit without a trade deal’ if Labour are elected. So if we get a Labour government, all the EU has to do is refuse to give us a trade deal, and Brexit is cancelled. An incompetent, naive negotiating stance which in itself proves that Labour is unfit to govern and has no regard for democracy.

Yes, there’s lots of crap in this document but that’s not the issue. The real issue is the shed loads of money this will all cost. And that’s the real question Labour are just not prepared to answer – where will they get the money?

And knowing just how good the Labour front bench are with sums, and the number of times they can spend the same money I doubt they’re prepared to tell you.

Because the real answer is : it’s coming out of your pocket…

Maximum wages and punitive taxation

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I admire Jeremy Corbyn. No, really. I do! He’s such great entertainment value. A bit like Donald Trump only considerably less consistent and without the logic or practical aspects. Our Jezza is just priceless…

His latest idea is a cap on wages. This is, of course, not a new idea. It’s been done before by the Wilson government. In those days there was a 98% top rate of tax comprising 83% income tax plus 15% investment income surcharge. My memory of the time is a bit hazy so I looked it up. I was a teenager at the time but remember my father complaining that Labour were taking 105% of his top slice income. As it turns out that was a bit inaccurate but nevertheless 98% is bad enough.

So what happened? Well, high earners fled the country in droves. Reportedly 750,000 British taxpayers were liable for a 98 percent tax rate in 1974. Take, for example, the Rolling Stones. Reflecting on the time, Bill Wyman said in the band’s DVD “Stones in Exile” that if a band member made a “million quid,” he would be taking home only £70,000. “It was impossible to make enough to pay Inland Revenue. I had to get out of the country to pay the tax that was incurred on me,” Keith Richards remembered.

The Stones weren’t the only ones. Actors left in drove too. And top business people. The rich have the power and the means to just go off to places where the tax is less punitive. The problem is that they takes jobs and investment with them. No wealth, no job creation or entrepreneurship. It’s all gone abroad – and at the end of the day, it’s a global marketplace we’re living in.

So how about the so-called ‘John Lewis model’ where the top man’s pay is pegged to a multiple of the lowest paid worker? Better, but still bad for business. Top companies will just move their headquarters to other countries, killing the UK jobs in their offices and factories. There they can still pay high salaries to attract top people.

There is only one country in the western world that has a maximum wage in place, and that’s Cuba – but before my old friend Longrider starts kicking off about Cuba again, I’m forced to point out that Cuba has a rather curious dual currency system. It’s been said that the maximum Cuban wage equates to about US$30 a month but there is a an external currency and an internal currency, so the equivalence is meaningless. Locals are paid in local currency and they buy stuff in local currency. It’s worthless outside Cuba. As I said, a curious system…

Also, the wages paid to top executives in private companies is a matter for the shareholders, not the government. Corbyn reckons he wouldn’t give government contracts to companies who pay excessive executive salaries. He won’t put a figure on it and it’s unworkable because there’d be nobody left to give the work too!

So, maximum wages pegged by punitive taxation doesn’t work. Government interference in executive pay doesn’t work. In fact, the entire premise of 1970’s socialism on which Corbyn bases Labour policy doesn’t work.

Corbyn 2.0

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So yesterday saw the launch of Labour Leader 2.0 which was much expected to be the improved, bug free version codenamed ‘Corbyn’. So what new features is this upgrade offering?

Well the previous version suffered lots of glitches which provoked its users to give it a great big vote of no confidence. As a result there was a user convention and a grand reshuffle of the development team. Unfortunately despite these changes at the top, the latest version seems to be just as muddled and lacking any clear sense of direction. It seems as if the developers are fighting amongst themselves rather than pulling together as a team.

For example, take the brexit management module. Is it in or out? Hard or soft? Clearly there’s a lack of user configuration which is immediately apparent. Whatever you tell it, there’s a clear lack of communication between the hardware and software. The software just doesn’t take instructions from the hardware core, or Momentum as it’s known by the developers. Momentum seems to be bullying the software into taking instructions that it’s just not set up to accept.

Then there’s the confusing EU module. Does it want to accept the underlying architecture of free movement? Yes or no? To be honest it’s not really clear and more conflicts are apparent.

It gets even worse though. Take the interface to the TUC systems. We really can’t tell if they’re supported or not. And it’s even more apparent with the NHS interface which the developers say needs much more investment before it’s workable. Tbe problem here is that it’s really not clear where that investment is going to come from.

No, all in all this release is really just cosmetic changes to an outdated and outmoded system. They’re trying to paper over the cracks but at the end of the day, it needs a hell of a lot more work before the punters will buy into it…

Labour is painful…

Corbyn and Watson - together forever (or maybe not...)

Corbyn and Watson – together forever (or maybe not…)

Yes, indeed labour is painful. My wife will bear me out on this point. Once was enough. But that’s not the labour I’m referring to. I’m referring to the Labour Party.

Now call me naive, but I thought the whole point of the Labour Party was to protect workers rights and stand up for the working man against unfair treatment by employers. You know, protecting their members’ jobs and that sort of thing. Indeed they seemed to be doing exactly that when they took the government to task for not stepping in to prop up the ailing Welsh steel workers. I dislike Labour intensely, but to be fair to them they were doing what their members pay them to do.

So why is it that when the government talks to Nissan to persuade them to build two new models in Sunderland and to invest in a post Brexit UK that Labour’s Shadow Chancellor feels he has to take them to task over it. Bit contradictory isn’t it?

And the latest joke came today when Jeremy Corbyn threatened to force a General Election unless Theresa May reveals details of the Brexit strategy. Speaking yesterday, Corbyn outlined his red lines for supporting Brexit.

Single market access (You don’t have to be in the single market to access it)
No watering down of EU workplace rights (Nobody is suggesting there will be!)
Guarantees on safeguarding consumers and the environment (A bit vague)
A promise to fund any EU capital investments lost by Brexit (Already promised)

So not really anything to worry about really, is there? Mind you, it sounds good that you’re demanding these things as long as you don’t mention that they’re already in the pipeline.

And when he was asked whether he would call for an early election if his so-called demands weren’t met, he got all shirty, complained of press harassment and did a runner.

Within hours of this Whitehall Farce, his deputy Tom Watson was already shooting him down on flames. Watson said “We’re not going to hold this up. The British people have spoken and Article 50 will be triggered when it comes to Westminster. We want to protect workers’ rights, we want to protect companies’ right to trade in the single market, tariff-free, we want to support jobs, we want to make sure people don’t lose out, but we’re certainly not going to hold up Article 50 if we don’t get the deal.”

That’s the deal Mr Watson’s actually already got, but still it does sound good. And what about Mr Corbyn threatening to side with pro-EU Tories to bring down the government? Well, no Tory MP is going to bring down his own party in government no matter how pro-EU he or she is. It would be political suicide. And even if Labour apply a three line whip, Corbyn has defied such a whip himself as a backbencher so often that the majority of the PLP would laugh at him. That’s the same PLP, remember, that passed a vote of no confidence in him earlier this year.

The fact is that this is all showmanship. He’s demanding something he’s going to get anyway and losing sight of the fact that he simply doesn’t have enough votes to force a confidence motion even if his entire party voted as he told them. It’s a simple numbers game.

Yes, Labour really is very, very painful…