The 12 days of Brexit

It’s Christmas! It’s Brexit! It’s meaningful – so let’s all sing along…

On the twelvth day of Brexit the PM gave to me…
12 resignations
11 market crashes
10 turncoat traitors
9 planes a crashing
8 miles of tailbacks
7 thousand jobs lost
6 percent interest
5 hundred pages
4 house price crashes
3 fishing scuppered
2 backstop plans
and the start of world war three

Couldn’t fit in all of it because Project Hysteria is so big there’s more that 12 verses…

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