Is it only me that thinks it’s ironic that Jezza gives a lecture on austerity to a bunch of people who just paid £300 to see Katy ‘Airhead’ Perry?
Jezza pushed all the snowflake, gimme generation’s buttons. Gimme a job. Gimme high wages. Gimme a house to live in. Gimme the money the rich worked hard for so I can have it for nothing. Gimme open borders and help the poor refugees. Gimme free healthcare. Gimme a tree to hug. Gimme cultural diversity. Gimme freedom from poverty.
But more than all that what he was really saying is “Gimme your vote and I’ll give you lots of money!”
Except that reality doesn’t work like that, does it Jezza. So this is what I say to…
SOD OFF AND GIMME A FUCKING BREAK!