Brexitballs

An occasional series highlighting people talking bollocks about Brexit.

Sky interviewing a remoaner
”I see myself as European firstly and English secondly” 

Angela Merkel
“We have a lot to learn from asylum seekers”

Alistair Campbell
“The 48% are a significant majority”

Nicola Sturgeon
“There is no mandate for this Brexit”

Tim Farron
“We can stop Brexit by shouting from rooftops”

Alistair Campbell
“It’s not too late to stop this madness. Article 50 can be reversed”

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2 responses to “Brexitballs

  1. Sky interviewing a remoaner
    – Fine. Fuck off and live in the EUSSR then

    Angela Merkel
    like how, to commit assault and rape

    Alistair Campbell
    The 48% are a significant minority actually Campbell you bell end

    Nicola Sturgeon
    52% looks like a mandate to me ya daft we bitch

    Tim Farron
    Oh do shut up you inconsequential oik

    Alistair Campbell
    No it can’t and you can fuck off too.

  2. Just wondering how long it will take for Private Eye to nick this idea?

    If you do, how about a by line this eh Hislop?
    https://dioclese.wordpress.com/2010/11/28/an-open-letter-to-ian-hislop/

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