First we decide that this is the time to throw off the shackles of the Fourth Reich and finally tell the EU to fuck the fuck off!
Then we watch the inedifying spectacle of the Labour Party crucifying itself on the alter of Corbynism.
And then to round it all off Iceland (FFS Iceland!) knock England out of Euro 2016…
Seldom have I found such an occasion for rejoicing. No labour party, no more footie bullshit, no more EU!
What a wonderful year we are having. And it’s only June!
To quote a Tony Blair campaign song “Things can only get better”
Tonight Dioclese is one seriously happy bunny…