Project Punish…

If you're hoping that red spot is from a laser sight, then you're going to be disappointed!

If you’re hoping that red spot is from a laser sight, then you’re going to be disappointed!

Having moved from Project Fear to Project Panic, within the course of 24 hours they’ve moved on again – this time to Project Punish!

Having completely and utterly lost the plot, Osborne yesterday announced that if we have the audacity to defy him and Vote Leave on the 23rd, he’ll introduce an emergency budget to punish us all for not doing what we’re told. Here’s his plan :

  • add 2p to basic income tax and 3p to the higher rate
  • increase duty on fuel, fags and booze by 5%
  • raise inheritance tax by 5p
  • cuts to the police, the NHS, pensions and defence

Staggeringly, whilst cutting public spending in important home grown areas, he’s proposing to leave the foreign aid budget untouched!

The Britain Stronger in Europe campaign said this would mean ‘a £2.5 billion-a-year cut to the health service, a £1.2 billion cut to defence and a £1.15 billion cut to education. Pensions spending could be cut by £2 billion a year.’ Spending in other areas, including the Home Office and policing, transport and local government, could take a 5 per cent cut, saving £5.8 billion.

So why exactly is all this ‘necessary’ because if we vote Leave on the 23rd, fuck all is going to happen overnight. Where’s the ’emergency, George?

According to Osborne, ‘Quitting the EU would hit investment, hurt families and harm the British economy.’ What he actually means is “Do what I tell you or I will hit investment, hurt families and harm the British economy”

Senior Tory MP Steve Baker said: ‘I am shocked that the Chancellor is threatening to break so many key manifesto pledges on which all Conservative MPs were elected. The In campaign are panicking – but no one will believe these hysterical prophecies of doom any more.’ His colleague Michael Fabricant added: ‘These fear tactics are desperate and despicable.’

Ex-Cabinet minister Liam Fox said: ‘A punishment budget would be rejected by both sides of the House of Commons. It would damage the Chancellor’s credibility and would be putting his own position in jeopardy. I think the British public would react adversely to such a threat based on the Chancellor being afraid they will vote the wrong way in his opinion.’

Labour MP John Mann said: ‘This is more scare tactics from the Remain side. If we vote to Leave and take control of our money we will have more to spend on the priorities that matter to us.’

And ironically, Osborne is announcing all this today alongside Alastair Darling who he is presenting as a former Chancellor and credible economic expert. He seems to have forgotten that it’s not so long ago that he was rubbishing his predecessor for fucking up the UK economy and leaving the country in a Godawful financial mess that Genius George had to inherit!

Ignoring the fact that all this is ‘absolute cobblers’ to quote James Dyson, it’s totally unnecessary and it would never get through the House of Commons so here’s my message to George Osborne and the other purveyors of Projects Fear, Panic and Punish –

Just fuck off and stop using your bullshit to bully and control us. Win or lose, you’re finished politically and you’ve only got yourselves to blame…

( and if you’re wondering about that red spot, it was while he was visiting a Hindu temple yesterday – presumably praying for a miracle to make him sound credible )


7 responses to “Project Punish…

  1. All going well this mendacious, vindictive little sh*t will be forced out come 24th June. His austerity policy has turned into a policy of wilful neglect whilst he throws shed loads of our cash at anyone but the people who provide it and pay for his lifestyle.

    • I was listening to “Live at Five” today and the political analyst they had feels Osborne’s done for as Chancellor whether we remain or quit.

      Certainly on today’s showing – when his punishment budget was shot down within 3 hours – the individual behind the facade showed through very clearly. He’s incompetent. Oh and has the charisma of roadkill.

  2. “…and if you’re wondering about that red spot, it was while he was visiting a Hindu temple yesterday…”

    I knew a laser sight was too much to hope for…

  3. Kath Gillon

    I note today Remain are now turning attentions to the North saying “Oh the North will be far worse of if they vote to leave” seriously they are so full of it. Osborne is I believe finished and probably Camoron too. We can but hope.

  4. Funnily enough for a Chancellor his doesn’t seem to appreciate the maths. Cameron ought to mind. You see yesterday it took 65 tory MPs to violently object to Osbourne’s “Punishment Budget” – so he’s dead meat. But, lo, what else do we find? Oh yeah, it only takes 50 signatures to trigger a leadership challenge to “Call me Dave”

    Ain’t life a bitch?

  5. You are spot on…I’m bitterly disappointed it’s not a laser sight.