The damn things are the curse of life to anyone who writes regularly on a computer! The most annoying things about them seem to be (1) finding out how to turn it off (2) getting it to understand that the entire world doesn’t work in the American bastardisation if English, and (3) the damned thing predicting what you meant to say and correcting it without you noticing!
So which one is the worst? The Mack or Micro sloth versions? Eye can’t tell. Two me, won is as bad as tea udder. Fare enough. If eye had maid lots of miss steaks, they kneed two bee picked up!
And I know that that last paragraph is write because the speel chucker said sew.