What a twat !

My regular reader might have gathered by now that despite not being in any way against the Royal Family, I make an exception for that jug eared twit, Charles.

Not content with being a bloody fool, he has to go and open his mouth and prove it. This week he has given an exclusive interview to Sky News about climate change / global warming. Apparently it’s responsible for all the ills in the world, and it’s all our own fault!

For example, Charlie reckons that the current situation is Syria is all down to climate change. So that’s simple then. It’s nothing to do with the uprising of the Arabs across the whole of North Africa being sick and fucking tired of being murdered and robbed by crooked power mad dictators. It’s all to do with the weather.

Charlie reckons that the Syrian war has been caused by 5 or 6 years of drought forcing the people to fight over scarcer and scarcer resources. Nothing to do with Assad or the Arab Spring. It’s water shortages that’s caused it. Thing is, Charlie, Syria is a fucking desert. There’s never been a lot of water there.

But never mind all that, because according to ol’ jug ears, the migrant crisis is caused by the weather too. Seems it’s just too hot down south so they’re all coming north. Nowt to do with economic migration or jihadists wanting to murder non believers. It’s the weather.

Charlie now says that the Pentagon agrees with him and, apparently, so does Charlotte Church. So he must be right, mustn’t he?

Every time this country has had a king called Charles, it’s been a total fucking disaster so why the fuck did Lizzy name this twat Charles? Did she know he was going to be mentally defective?

The only hope the monarchy has in this country now is that he dies before his mother, so let’s hope she lasts as long as her dear old mum and we can skip a generation because this bloke is definitely going senile…

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5 responses to “What a twat !

  1. I'd shoot the whole fucking lot of them….

  2. Charles II wasn't that bad, apart from cosying up to the Frogs.

  3. Charles II was a womanising spendthrift, who nearly bankrupted the country. See Pepys's diary for many details of his profligacy.
    Charles III would be a disaster for tourism, especially from royal-loving America. His feeble and futile attempts to influence government policies shows his lack of understanding of his position (& demonstrates a lack of ability to think clearly).
    It's rather sad that the only decent, bright & hard-working sibling, Anne, has no chance of succeeding Elizabeth.

  4. So it was it An Arab Spring or An Arab Dried Up Well.

  5. Centuries of breeding with a restricted gene-pool must have some effect…