Yes, it’s that time of the year when we roll out 12 has been cunts – sorry that should be 14 because I forgot Ant and Dec – desperate for some media attention and chuck them into the Australian jungle to play plastic Abo!
Cheap telly, paid for by fucking idiot couch potatoes ringing premium lines to vote people off the ‘show’. Once was enough. Twice was too many. This is series FIFTEEN ffs!!!!
Same old shit. Same old crap format. Same old twat presenters. Same old same old…
Below are the so called celebrities. I recognised two of them. Two more of them I thought “Christ in a handcart! The years have not been kind!” and the rest I still don’t know who they are. See how many you can get :