Halloween

It’s that fucking time of year again. The run up to Christmas. Christ, I hate Christmas! It’s the most insincere pile of steaming bullshit ever invented!

So prepare yourself for bonfire night, diwali, the Christmas Fair, Children in Fucking Need (that Pudsey really is a cunt!), and all the unrelenting chugging and pulling on heart strings designed to guilt trip us into parting with our hard earned dosh.

But before that, there’s this evening’s American import. Hollow-fucking-een. A pagan festival hijacked by the marketing men as yet another way of selling us trash to dress up the darling kiddywinkles, and sweeties and treats to give the little sods…

….so in the interests of providing a valuable public service, here’s a handy poster to stick up in your window this evening to – hopefully – prevent the little buggers ringing your doorbell and demanding money with menaces.
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6 responses to “Halloween

  1. Christmas in an isolated old cottage miles from anywhere infected by corporate globalists is heaven!

  2. No you fuck off, Dioclese!

    “……But before that, there's this evening's American import. Hollow-fucking-een. A pagan festival hijacked by the marketing men as yet another way of selling us trash to dress up the darling kiddywinkles, and sweeties and treats to give the little sods……..”

    Firstly: Got a problem with Capitalism? Fucking Cambridge Five Wannabe Wanker!

    Secondly:
    Hallow -fucking-ween originated in Ireland! It's not an American import, per se. It's just coming home like the prodigal son it is. It's Hallow-fucking-celtic. If you Brit-fucks hadn't've starved the fucking Taigs in the first place, they wouldn't have been transported to America bringing their filthy celtic/catholic fusion crap with them. Then, over the years, the Melting Pot created the Halloween y'all love to hate. THEN your filthy Brit-Fuck capitalists actively courted it. You Britishcritters have no one to blame but yourselves!

  3. Speaking of The Cambridge Five.

    Read this

  4. I must give you your due, kind sir. You have severely cretinized me. Still, I got to use the pejorative synecdoche “Taig” and criticize the Brits for not killing more of them. And that's always a good thing. Innit?