Rotten Boroughs : Runnymede

Love the quality of councillors that get elected – but at least this one had a sense of humour…

A Tory councillor is being investigated by council chiefs after sharing photo of a boat full of 14 naked women with a caption reading ‘If Carlsberg did illegal immigrants’. Runnymede Borough Councillor, Mike Kusneraitis, said he should be judged on his actions in the community, not by ‘misjudged postings on social media’.

The councillor admitted making a number of ‘offensive’ postings on a Facebook page, which have now been removed. Among the postings included a dog with a towel on his head and a sexually explicit cartoon, both posted on the Facebook page of the Peoples Front of Egham, which is currently unavailable.

He also posted an image on July 24 showing a boat full of 14 naked women, with a caption reading ‘If Carlsberg did illegal immigrants’.

Mushtaq Deshmukh, the chair of the Islamic Welfare Association of West Surrey, said he had invited Cllr Kusneraitis to a ‘Meet Your Muslim Neighbour’ meeting on September 19. He said: ‘Whether it is true or not, I would like to extend an invitation to the councillor to one of our events, namely ‘Meet Your Muslim Neighbour’.

So we go from bad to worse because as far as I can see, none of these naked women os wearing a burkah or hijab and, of course, Kusneraitis is a very ethnic English name, isn’t it?

You couldn’t make this shit up…


4 responses to “Rotten Boroughs : Runnymede

  1. Why is it that in a free (allegedly) country, people can make fun of anything except that connected to Islam? Humour is subjective but by it's nature had a 'victim' which may lead to someone choosing to be offended while, at the same time, others choose not to be offended. Islamic periodicals often show cartoons lampooning Western leaders – the same leaders that thousands of Muslims are begging for help – but I have yet to see the editors or cartoonists being invited to a “Meet your Christian Neighbour” get together. Instead, we accept that if you put your head over the parapet, you are a legitimate target, and we get on with our lives.The Carlsberg cartoon has been around for some time and I found it quite amusing – in the manner of official cartoons by that company. So what makes a Muslim laugh? Are there any Muslim jokes?

  2. I think you will find that humour is unIslamic, much like music, dance, art and, well, just about everything.

  3. You want some Islamic jokes?….

    Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
    A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

    Q: Do you know what the secret of an islamic marriage is?
    A: The man get's to see a striptease every night.

    Q: How does every Islamic joke start?
    A: By looking over your shoulder.

    Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
    A: At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.

    Q: What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Osama Bin Laden?
    A: Mike Tyson can take a shot to the head.

    Q: How does a Muslim close the door?
    A: Islams it.

    Q: Did you hear about the Catholic Iraqi?
    A: He was a Shite Muslim.

    Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Middle Eastern beauty contest?
    A: Me neither.

    Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
    A: B-52…F-16…B-1…

    Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim?
    A: Mohammered.

    Q: What do you call an evil Muslim?
    A: Mu Ha Ha Ha Med.

    Q: How did you get out of Iraq?
    A: Iran

    Q: What do you call a Muslim on a toilet?
    A: Islamic Relief.

    Q: What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?
    A: Dora the Exploder!

    Q: What did the Muslim train conductor say?
    A: Allah board.

    Q: Why are they clueless in Saudi Arabia?
    A: Cause they live under Iraq.

    Q: “What do you call a Muslim shrink?
    A: A terrorpist.”

    Q: What is Al Qaida now learning after Osama Bin Laden's death?
    A: Don't put your contact info on the Playstation Network!

    Q: Why doesn't Gaddafi go out drinking?
    A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?

    Q: What do you call a Muslim who loves to shop?
    A: Abaya.

    Q: Why does Iraq smell so bad?
    A: Because they have alot of gas.

    Q: What do you call a Muslim stripper?
    A: youseen memuff

    Q: What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
    A: Tickle the goat under the chin.

    Q: How do you get an Arabian prince to fall in love with you?
    A: With a raspberry beret.

    Q: What do you call a Muslim taking a bath?
    A: Ali Lujah!

    Q: What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?
    A: Anything you want she's already been stoned to death.

    Q: What do you call a Muslim alcoholic?
    A: Allah Vabeer

    Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East?
    A: a Selfie!

    Q: Why did the radical Muslim go to the airport and blow himself up?
    A: He wanted to go everywhere.

    Q: What do you say to a Pakistani at Christmas?
    A: A quart of milk, a loaf of bread and a pack of Marlboros please.

    Q: Did you hear about the Muslim party?
    A: It was a blast.

    Q. What can the Palestinians do to raise the average IQ in the West Bank?
    A. Allow Jews to come in.

    Q: What do you call a bad Muslim eye doctor?
    A: Asif Eyecare

    Q: What do you call a bad Lebanese oncologist?
    A: Big Fata Liar.

    Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?
    A: A refund.

    Q: What do you call a muslim Elvis impersonator?
    A: Amal Shookup

    Q: What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?
    A: O'Pressive.

    Q: Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and sex education on the same day in the Middle East?
    A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

    Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
    A: Because there is a target on every corner.

    Q: What did the warning label on the suicide bombers vest say?
    A: In case of Jews, pull cord tightly!

    Q: What do you call a building full of Taliban?
    A: Jail

    Q: What's the difference between a microwave and a Islamic extremist?
    A: A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

    Q: What do you call a Muslim looking for a toilet?
    A: Mustapha Shiite

    Q: What do you call an unemployed Muslim?
    A: Bin Laidoff.

    Q: What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?
    A: No more jokes about the profit.

  4. Very funny. You forgot

    “What do you call a handsome Muslim?”

    “Why do Muslim men wear beards?”
    So they can look like their mothers

    The list goes on.

    I was actually wondering what a Muslim would find funny (as opposed to the rest of the world). Most cultures have self deprecating jokes, even Germans, and especially the Jews, but for some reason those nations which are dictatorships, whether political or religious, are unable to openly laugh at or mock something about their way of life.