Yes – I’m off again.
Greece is off the agenda and you can’t get through Calais, so I’ve decided to take a trip to the Socialist Republic of South Yorkshire for a week or so then off to see some friends in the Caledonia Democratic republic to see what Comrade Sturgeon and her friends have been up to.
Anyway, I might get sick and it’s the only place where the NHS seems to work.
I’ll leave you some snippets to keep you amused as ever.
Back in a couple of weeks…