Time out (again)

Yes – I’m off again.

Greece is off the agenda and you can’t get through Calais, so I’ve decided to take a trip to the Socialist Republic of South Yorkshire for a week or so then off to see some friends in the Caledonia Democratic republic to see what Comrade Sturgeon and her friends have been up to.

Anyway, I might get sick and it’s the only place where the NHS seems to work.

I’ll leave you some snippets to keep you amused as ever.

Back in a couple of weeks…


2 responses to “Time out (again)

  1. and you can't get through Calais

    Yes you can. I did with no problems last weekend.

  2. I met a Yorkshireman las week and I think he was dyslexic: he were wearing a cat flap…