There are those of you out there that think the honourable members of our esteemed House of Commons behave like a load of overgrown school children…
But you’d be wrong because to compare these idiots to children is an insult to children. Children are far more mature!
Seems there is a bit – well, actually quite a lot – of squabbling going on over who sits where. The SNP have replaced the Limp Dumps as the second party of opposition and the third largest party in the house so they reckon they should be allowed to occupy the second row of benches on the opposition side of the despatch box. Labour is having none of it!
In a revolt led by Dennis Skinner aka the Beast of Bolsover, Labour are refusing to yield to demands from the SNP to let them have a share of the prominent seats. He and half a dozen other
idiots back benchers are getting in early and refusing to budge, so the Holyrood Harridan has told her MPs to get in at 7am to occupy the seats. A senior SNP spokesman said “If they want to play silly games, we’ll play silly games” after admitting to being “fucking furious” with Labour’s attitude.
The SNP are also prepared to block Labour appointments to committees if they don’t give in.
It’s hard to reconcile that these are the people that were elected to run the country when they behave like this, so here’s my word of advise to the honourable members…
“Just fucking grow up!”