Well, that was all good fun wasn’t it?
Labour lost two Eds, the Limp Dumps lost just about everybody, Ashdown said he’d eat his hat (another Lib Dem pledge broken), Alastair Campbell said he’d eat his kilt (another Liebore promise), and Cameron got the impossible majority.
Sorry Farage didn’t get in – but UKIP were on a hiding to nothing.
What makes Cameron’s victory all the more impressive is that whenever a government gets in, they immediately frig the boundaries to give them an advantage at the next election. The Tories were no exception, but the Lib Dems blocked them.
As a result, it takes around 10% more Tory votes to win a seat than Labour votes.
Well, at least we’re safe from the dreadful Lab/SNP coalition and Miliband is gone for good.
Well done David Cameron. Now finish the job like you promised…