The entire world is a conspiracy because ‘The Matrix’ was a documentary!
Out there are a whole host of totally sad and uninformed people who know more about everything that goes on than the rest of us put together. They know everything. More than the government, the CIA, MI5, Mossad, the KGB and even David Icke.
The keyboard warrior knows that 9/11 was a Jewish plot, the holocaust never happened, the Boston Bombings were faked using actors and that Germanwings flight was shot down by mistake during a French military exercise.
Yes, the keyboard warrior knows everything about everything. He will put you straight. You can trust him.
Just remember to wear tinfoil on your head or the aliens will melt your brain. The keyboard warrior is immune from this threat, of course, because he doesn’t actually have a brain…