Apparently the Most Irrelevant Justin Welby, our new Archbishop of Canterbury, wants to be hip and happening and likes to be addressed as the Archbisp of Canters. What a twat!
If you want to demean the office you hold, then why not make a joke of yourself? You know it makes sense…
But it gets better. It seems that Bish has been sticking his unwanted beak into politics by criticising the government for the amount that it – sorry, should that be the taxpayers? – gives in foreign aid. He wants to see it increased beyond the £10 billion that the Limp Dumps have already forced through in exchange for supporting the coalition.
Well, Bish, I think that it’s fuck all to do with you and you should keep your unwanted opinions to yourself. If you think it’s a good idea to give loads of somebody else’s dosh to despots and corrupt officials in developing countries, then you are a deluded little fuckwit.
This country is in the financial poo. What we should be doing is to stopping all foreign aid until we can afford it again. And if you have a problem with that, then I suggest that you ask yourself who, after the Crown, is the biggest landowner in the UK? Oh, yes – it’s you, isn’t it?
So why don’t you put your own money where your mouth is and send them some of the billions that the Church of England has salted away in stocks, investments and property instead of telling us to do it? Lead by example.
No wonder the Anglican Church is increasing viewed as an irrelevant anachronism that has had its day and congregations are deserting it like rats from a sinking ship…