Woman found in Simon Cowell’s bed

Shock! Horror! A woman has been found in Simon Cowell’s bed!…

Apparently woman broke in to Cowell’s London house last Saturday night and rifled through his drawers before climbing into his bed.

The woman intruder was taken to a West London police station where she was questioned by officers from Kensington and Chelsea. She is also said to have undergone a psychiatric assessment.

It has not been revealed whether or not the woman is nuts, but police released her after returning her white stick and reuniting her with her Labrador…


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