It’s a dog’s life

I went down to the DHSS the other morning to sign my dog on but the woman said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw benefit”..
 
I explained to her that my dog is black, unemployed, idle, can’t speak English and has no clue who his dad is.
 
She looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
 
He gets his first payment on Friday.
 
Damn, this is a great country.
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2 responses to “It’s a dog’s life

  1. Captain Haddock

    Brilliance Dio .. pure brilliance .. ;)You forgot to mention that he only eats Halal meat ..BTW .. When does your dog get to become an "Elder" where you live ? .. just asking ..

  2. Credit where it's due – I got it from a friend in the West Country