The Lone Ranger’s last stand…

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.
The Indian Chief proclaims,
“So,  YOU are the great Lone Ranger”… 
“In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days.”

“Before I kill you, I grant you three requests” 

“What is your FIRST request?’ 

The Lone Ranger responds, “I’d like to speak to my horse.”

  
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver’s ear, and the horse gallops away. 

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.

As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger’s tent and spends the night. 

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he’s impressed.  “You have a very fine and loyal horse”, 
“But I will still kill you in two days.” 

“What is your SECOND request?” 

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.

Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse’s ear. 

As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.  

Later that evening, to the Chief’s surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, evenmore attractive than the blonde.

She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. 

“You are indeed a man of many talents,” 
“But I will still kill you tomorrow.” 

“What is your LAST request?” 

The Lone Ranger responds, “I’d like to speak to my horse … alone.” 

The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger’s tent. 

Once they’re alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,
Listen Very Carefully!!! FOR …THE …LAST…TIME …
………..
“BRING POSSE!”      
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2 responses to “The Lone Ranger’s last stand…

  1. My favourite Lone Ranger joke:The eponymous hero and Tonto are around the campfire after a long day righting wrongs, chatting manfully and drinking coffee.The coffee takes it's toll and LR goes round a rock into the darkness to relieve himself.Alas, our hero disturbs a dozing rattlesnake with a hot stream of urine, and the outraged reptile retaliates…Tonto, on hearing his hero scream girlishly, finds LR rolling about in agony says "Me get medicine man kemosabe" leaps on his horse and rides off.Finally he reaches the Docs and says "Come quick, kemosabe been bit by snake!"The doc replies "I can't come Tonto, this woman is going into childbirth – don't worry, just cut open the wound and suck out the poison"So Tonto gallops back to the hunched up LR. "Doctor couldn't come kemosabe"."What did he say Tonto?" pants LR."He says you gonna die Kemosabi."

  2. LR and Tonto riding across the plains when ahorde of war painted indians appear to the west, they spur their horses to the east until they see another band of indians coming toward the…they go south,same result, they go north same …so they stop and LR says to Tonto "looks like we are in big trouble Tonto its been good knowing you"..Tonto replies "What d'you mean 'we' white man!"

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