“Before I kill you, I grant you three requests”
“What is your FIRST request?’
The Lone Ranger responds, “I’d like to speak to my horse.”
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger’s tent and spends the night.
“What is your SECOND request?”
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief’s surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, evenmore attractive than the blonde.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
“What is your LAST request?”
The Lone Ranger responds, “I’d like to speak to my horse … alone.”
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger’s tent.